Funny messages for birthday
Oh, it's your birthday today?! Thank you, Facebook!
Don't worry about growing older. You are like wine - just getting better and better with age.
There was no way I could fit so many candles on my birthday cake, so I just set it on fire!
I like your birthday parties, but I think too many of them can kill you!
Don't worry about future, I am sure it will be a bright one, don't worry about the past, you itís impossible to change it, don't worry about the birthday gift - I donít have one for you!
Be careful what you are wished for your bday, it might come true...!
Finally you are 21, and can legally do everything you've been doing since 16!
Who cares about your big day? I mean, it's not a holiday or something like that...
Short birthday jokes
I bought my wife a new chair for her happy birthday. I just hope itĎs got... enough voltage...
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your special is not to be reminded of it.
I have 200 Facebook friends but received only 20 birthday wishes posts. Either my math is wrong or my friends are mostly assholes!
There is a really smart, beautiful and famous man (woman) who was born today. Too bad it wasn't you...
I didn't find any birthday card old enough for your special day even at the antique store. So I made by myself a papyrus card for you!
Take a look at this collection of funny quotes about getting older.