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Funny quotes about being single


Funny being single quotes

I know why I am single woman. My parents-in-law were not able to have children...


I think... therefore I'm a single man!


Girl, you can search the whole universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love than you are yourself, and you won't find such person anywhere.


I like being single, because I'm always there when I need me.


S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened.


Being single doesn't mean no one loves you... It just means that God is busy writing your love story.


It's better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single.


Cute single quotes

Improvisation, freedom and flexibility. These are some of the best things about being single. You don't have to care about what the other half thinks when you want to do something. Boy, you just do it!


My entire goal in life is to show others guys who are not single how amazing being single is!


Being single doesn't mean that you are weak man. Vice versa, it means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve.


Single doesn't always mean "available woman" and taken doesn't always mean "in love".


Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.


I'm not a single man. I'm in a long term relationship with action, adventure and fun.

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