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Funny quotes about getting older



Best getting older jokes

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Old age isn't so bad when I think about the alternatives. - Maurice Chevalier

You age is like cheese! You are just getting smellier...

You are never too old to learn something stupid.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Funny age quotes

I like you. You remind me of when I was so young and so stupid.

Anyone who stops learning is getting old. Whether at 20-ty or 80-ty. - Henry Ford

40-ty is the old age of your youth and 50-ty the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

A person isn't old until regrets take the place of his dreams. - John Barrymore

All diseases run into one - old age.

Getting older funny quotes

Why are we getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. - Dorothy Fulheim

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "what has happened???". - Jennifer Yane

Looking 40 is great, if... you're 50.

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