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Funny quotes about girls



Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!


Girls have an unfair advantage over guys: if they don't get smth they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.


Girls are like mobile phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button - you'll be disconnected!


Good girls = bad girls that never get caught.


There are 2 things an average girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.


Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with a class.


Girl's most beautiful outfit is charisma, the prettiest accessory - smile, and the best pair of heels - confidence.


When a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart, this means that there is still enough space for another boy on top!


In every girl there is a goddess.


If a girl asks a question, it's better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer!


How to find out a girl's faults? Try to praise a girl to her girlfriends.



Types Of IT Girls:

HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything about you. FOREVER!

RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she turns around

WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing but at least she's fun

INTERNET GIRL - allways difficult to access

SERVER GIRL - allways busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things look beautiful

PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says, 9 are nonsense.

VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She comes when you are not expecting her, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose something, but if don't uninstall her - you will lose everything...

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