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Funny quotes about jobs


Find a job you like and you'll add 5 days to every week.


By working faithfully 8 hours a day, you may become the boss and work ... 12 hours a day.


When I make a mistake - I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake... You know, he's only human!


I told my boss what I really think about him, and the truth set me free ... from my job...


Son, if you really want to get something in your life, you have to hard work for it. Now be quiet! They're about to announce the lucky lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson


We pretend that we work, because they pretend that they pay us.


Don't be irreplaceable, because you can't be promoted if you can't be replaced!


The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working when you get up and doesn't stop until you get to the office.


I've never liked working. I think a job is an invasion of privacy.


Doing nothing is very hard job... you never know when you're finished.


An expert is a man who has made all the possible mistakes in a very narrow field.


I love my boss! I love my job! I'm self employed...




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