One cigarette per day keeps the doctor with pay.
Be nice to the smoking ones... Every cigarette may be their last.
I only smoke after meals, but I eat to twenty times a day.
Don't drink and drive, just smoke and fly!
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know it because Iíve done it thousands of times. Mark Twain
Cigarettes are killers traveling in packs.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself "I don't want to smoke", but I didnít believe myself.
Why cigarettes can be purchased sold in fuel stations when smoking is prohibited there?
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches or a lighter without gas.
Cigarettes can harm your children. Use an ashtray!
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
I really hate cigarettes, because whenever I see one, I burn it!
The only safe cigarette is the last one.
Itís been proven that all people that smoke die... Itís also been proven that all people that donít smoke... also die.
I would like to be a volcano. I would smoke all day and people would say - look he is working!
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