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Funny quotes about studying


Fast studying: I study for minutes, then take breaks for hours...


About research: stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism. Stealing from many people - research.


About studying: I believe the word 'studying' was made from two words 'students dying'...


About speed reading: I took the speed reading course and then finished novel 'War and Peace' in 20 minutes. It's about Russia. - Woody Allen


An encyclopedia is a system of dust collecting in alphabetical order.


There are 3 types of people: ones who can count and ones who can't. Which of the 3 are you?


In Class: 'I'll do this at home.'
At Home: 'I'll do this in class.'


In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have friends. In high school I quit being smart and started finding friends.


Studies show that it's enough for me just to say "studies show" and that makes it true.


I wish I could go to school without studying and only have fun with friends.


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