Funny quotes about getting older
Best getting older jokes
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Old age isn't so bad when I think about the alternatives. - Maurice Chevalier
You age is like cheese! You are just getting smellier...
How to stay young? Live honestly, eat slowly and... lie about your age!
You are never too old to learn something stupid.
Old age is when width of your mind and the waist change places.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns
Funny age quotes
I like you. You remind me of when I was so young and so stupid.
Anyone who stops learning is getting old. Whether at 20-ty or 80-ty. - Henry Ford
40-ty is the old age of your youth and 50-ty the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
A person isn't old until regrets take the place of his dreams. - John Barrymore
Age is an issue of mind over matter. It doesn't matter, if you don't mind... - Mark Twain
Your age doesn't guarantee maturity.
All diseases run into one - old age.
Getting older funny quotes
Why are we getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. - Dorothy Fulheim
Old age is always 10 years older than I am. - John Burroughs
I am so old that I knew Burger King while he was still a Prince!
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "what has happened???". - Jennifer Yane
Looking 40 is great, if... you're 50.