Funny work quotes


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Funny sayings about working


Hard work never killed anybody, but why should I take a chance?


I thought I wanted a career, but suddenly realized that I need only paychecks!


The computer suddenly crashed and deleted all the work I haven't done this morning...


My list of work that I've accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments list...


I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at working people for hours.


I always give 100% at Work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday!

 

Funny work quotes


Work saves us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire


When your work speaks for itself - don't interrupt.


If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick a lock.


You are approaching nervous breakdown when you start to belief that your work is terribly important.


The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.


My job is like an abusive relationships. I want to walk away but instead I keep coming back for more...


When a man tells that he became rich through hard work, ask him: "Whose?"

 

Office jokes


I would like to be a volcano... I would smoke at office all day and people would say: "look he's working!"


A bus station is the place where buses stop. A train station - where trains stop. In my office, I have a work station!


I hate my job. But I work at office to buy things I don't need.


If you arrive late at the office, try to fix it by leaving early.


I have no idea what is my task at work. I'm at office just to drink lots of coffee.


Every morning I arrive at office with good intentions... Then idiots happen!

 

Funny quotes about job satisfaction

 

Find a job you like and you'll add 5 days to every week.


By working faithfully 8 hours per day, you may become the boss and work... 12 hours per day.


When I make a mistake - I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake... You know, he's only human!


I told my boss what I really think about him, and the truth set me free... from my job!


Son, if you really want to get something in your life, you have to hard work for it. Now be quiet! They're about to announce the lucky lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson


We pretend that we work, because they pretend that they pay us.


Don't be irreplaceable, because you can't be promoted if you can't be replaced!


The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working when you get up and doesn't stop until you get to the office.


I've never liked working. I think a job is an invasion of privacy.


Doing nothing is very hard job... you never know when you're finished.


An expert is a man who has made all the possible mistakes in a very narrow field of work.


I love my boss! I love my job! I'm self employed!





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